Please read my website thoroughly before filling out my appointment request form.
Any information you provide is private, and for screening purposes only.
You will not be contacted via phone, only email.
Though I do my best to respond right away, it may take up to 24 hours.
If you haven’t received a response in your inbox within 24 hours, please check your spam folder.
I’ll provide my phone number once you’re screened and we’ve arranged a visit.
If this is your first time contacting me, you are required to complete my secure booking form below.
If we’re already acquainted, email is my preferred method of contact to arrange a visit.
No texts, for any reason, ever. If I’ve given you my number to call to confirm your appointment, please call, don’t text.
Thank you in advance for practicing good hygiene.
If you arrive intoxicated, you will be turned away.
Cash only, please.
For no-shows who fail to call and confirm within 20 minutes of the agreed upon time for the confirmation call, or fail to reach out to cancel, the fee is 100% of the tribute, payable electronically. Cancellations less than 1 hour prior to the reservation time, the fee is also 100% of the tribute. Failure to pay no-show/cancellation fees will result in permanent blacklisting.